There is a war going on, a war to end all wars, a war that will change the way you think about Australia for the rest of your life, maybe even your afterlife. I’m talking about the Jobs that good hard working Miners are mining every day that are stolen before the people of Australia even know what Jobs they could have had. Mining is Australia. Australia is Jobs. Jobs are Mining and don’t even get me started on Industry. Industry Jobs, particularly those involving mining are becoming Australia. Jobs that if I were mining I would most definatrly indoubibebly learn how to spell first. Second I should probably find out if indoubidebly is even a word. And thirdly I would look into how bad it really is to start a sentence with and. Come to think of it I should also look into the propriety of using and at the end of a sentence. Jobs are too hard. Mining is too hard. Industry is pretty hard. Australia is nice and soft with it’s sparkling blue oceans and red desserts (sand is yellow by the way Australia) stretching as far as the eye can see, which to be fair is only about as far as the horizon. Very few of you will understand the humor behind this blog on the Australia mining industry jobs but that is fine because as humorous as it is it is not meant to be funny, infact those of you who do do find this funny should be ashamed of yourselves, who would laugh at a tale of woe and heartbreak in the in the heart of industry. Yes thats right Australia. So stand up, take off that bloody hat and join me in a rousing version of Waltzing Matilda our Australian national anthem
Mining Job Blues
Yesterday while playing on my iPhone. I noticed a mining job scam pop up and attacked me on my left. A fellow laughed, and I said, “This mining jawbone have any more scams if I have anything to do with it”. I turned my iPhone on as I wanted nothing to do with this mining job scam that just came back from and the scam said to me “the answer is 42″. Interim job pretty much any can be seen as a basis for a scam or mining job than blues clues made a feature. It was on a job that had to do with the scam that absolutely nothing to do with mining, but still seemed pretty close to the sure and I said blues clues. You have no idea your senna and a full and your scams. One John one my mining any time soon.
Mining Australia to Scam a Mining Aussie
Once I owned a beetle called Mining, he had two friends a rabbit called Australia and an antelope called Scam. One day Mining, Scam and Australia took a walk down to the local mine to see what they could dig up. Unfortunately in Australia it is very hot and on the way to the mine Mining the beetle was struck down by a case of heat stroke. Australia and Scam decided to leave Mining behind and continue on to the mine without him, which Mining thought was rather rude to say the least.
So on continued Australia and Scam until out of nowhere an Australian snake slithered up as if out of nowhere and said “I just ate Mining, got any more friends that you don’t want anymore?” Australia the rabbit was terrified and quickly jumped up on top of Scam’s head. Scam was shocked to suddenly find rabbit claws embedded in his skull and took off at a rate of knots not stopping until Australia was able to convince him that rabbits are not dangerous.
By the point the Mine loomed over them and the two of them sprinted up to it. Scam took one look into the deep mine shaft and turned tail and fled. Australia soon followed.
Reviewing Mining in Australia
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